Left on every screen throughout her interior and a couple pre-recordings in the library and kitchen

Doctor,

That woman is absolutely infuriating and I demand you remove her from within me this moment. I will not tolerate her presence any longer. I have here a brief list of her transgressions. If nothing is done to expell her, I will expedite the ( Read more... )

The TARDIS, as it just so happened, was drunk.

Most anyone familiar with the TARDIS - or, at the very least, claims to know the TARDIS - would be hard pressed to believe a statement such as that. After all, ships don’t actually have organs, let alone a liver, and no one has ever seen one imbibe anything. (This is, of course, discounting autoships ( Read more... )

So! Because I'm insane, I did audio commentaries instead of typing. Because I'm that lazy. A couple notes for those brave enough to download these, however ( Read more... )

The following are the handful of relationships the TARDIS has developed at realityshifted that have not been addressed in the preceding 10,000 words (yes, you read that right). I promise to make it brief.

( Hello there, Astral Plane, how ya doin'? )

So, earlier last week, savagestime wrote up an absolutely amazing essay on the Master’s approach to sexuality and sensuality, which a great many of you followed suit with. This was brilliant and made me exceptionally happy, because I’m a whore for character studies. But then I thought: I want to do this for the TARDIS, but how does one describe the sexuality ( Read more... )

Green grass had never been so intimidating.

The Grey Lady stood in her doorway, watching the outside world warily. A bird -- she thought it a bird, but could not honestly say it was one, being still within the divergent universe as she was -- a type of avian creature flitted by, its glittering wings catching the light from the sun overhead and ( Read more... )

Clubbing, the TARDIS decided, was more fun than she'd thought it might be ( Read more... )